Top Ten Reasons to Join the Cleveland Council on World Affairs
10. You’ll get to interact with some really interesting people from all over the world – in person! Take that Facebook and Twitter.
9. We may very well have the only all-star lineup in Cleveland.
8. A shrinking world demands an expanding mind – whoa, is that profound or what?
7. Membership fee is likely to outperform anything else you might invest in this year.
6. We give you direct access to newsmakers – something those weasels in the (insert appropriate scapegoat: liberal media/conservative media) are never going to give you.
5. It’s like international travel – minus the baggage fees, strip search, and jet lag.
4. With so many stellar members – it’s a great place to poach talent or brown nose your next boss.
3. It’s a known fact: the worldlier you become the more attractive you get.
2. We’re pretty sure our membership fee will be covered by any new healthcare legislation that gets passed; but don’t quote us on that.
1. People who don’t know what CCWA stands for often think it has something to do with cage fighting, so no one’s ever going to mess with you if you become a member.